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0xfamilia wants to be praised!
Okay, it's started. 0xfamilia wants to be praised! I'm your host, Angela May!
Nice to meet you!
What's up with you?
I know you're saying things you don't usually say.
There's something I don't want you to know.
What is it?
I'm going back to my hometown, Aichi.
To Aichi Prefecture?
Yes.
Why did you go back?
I'm really curious about it.
What's up with you?
Why are you the host?
I don't like it.
Who are you?
I'm the same height as the ocean plants.
I don't like it!
I don't like having an assistant like you!
I like it!
I don't need Eriko Susuda.
I'm sorry!
What are you doing today?
What is it?
What is this?
Where are the other members?
To stand out from the crowd, we've prepared a special project!
And that is...
To commemorate the second year of the show,
we're going to have an audition to find new members for the show!
I've had a faint feeling of inferiority for a while now.
Really?
For about four or five months now.
Four or five months?
When did you become an important role?
I want to be an important role.
An important role?
No, no, no.
Why are you here all the time?
You've been gone for a while,
but you're back like a resurrection.
Now, let's welcome
four new characters
that Morita has never met before.
Please come in!
Hello!
Oh, nice!
You know, like...
Oh, nice!
These are the four new characters!
Hello!
Oh, nice!
Hello!
You're like a "try it out" type of guy.
No, not like that!
Are you nervous?
Yes, we are.
How many times have you been on TV?
It's our first time on a variety show.
Oh, a variety show!
Oh, you're nervous.
No, it's fine. I've done it before.
You're totally different!
You should wear a time card and go home.
I'll tell you.
First of all, let's hear their self-introductions!
This is how much it will attract me, isn't it?
Well, 30 seconds is more than enough, or rather, you don't need it, do you?
That's right! I knew your pain in 10 seconds!
Oh well, I remembered it!
It's not that bad, is it?
That's right!
The first one is the member of idol group nii nii, Amau Kisumi!
Self-introductions in 30 seconds, start!
Yes, I'm Kisuminko and Amau Kisumi, in charge of purple in idol group nii nii.
"Kisumi" is my real name, and my dad, Kyosuke Kimuro, who I love so much, gave me the name "Kisumi" from the song's title, so please remember me by "Kisumi"!
My charming points are my thick eyebrows and "tekichichi"!
"Tekichichi"!
And I'm confident that I'm the one who goes to the park the most in "01"!
Yes, and I love you, Morita!
Oh, that's nice!
What was that emotionless...
That sounded a little too emotionless!
"Tekichichi" was...
The second one is also a member of idol group nii nii, Morishima Anri!
Start, please!
Oh, it's started! Oh, wait!
I'm Morishima Anri, in charge of idol group nii nii, Shiraiki Hime and idol group nii nii, in charge of idol group nii nii!
My charming points are my plump skin and my black hair that's smooth and long!
Do you like me, Morita?
Yes, I love you!
Oh, thank you!
I have a pet and its name is "kitten" and it's called "kedama" in Japanese!
I have a double-sided and shadowed watch and its name is "senmai" in Japanese!
Um...um...um...
Oh, and I used to hunt cockroaches!
Time's up!
You got a little carried away, didn't you?
That's nice!
Oh, it's started!
The third member is also a member of idol group Yo! Yo! Yo! and it's Hime's nickname!
Yes, I'm Dosan Komarugao Yukidaruma and I'm 148cm tall and my nickname is "black hair short cut"!
Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm Hime's nickname in blue!
Today we're the third idol group in our 01 family and I'm the most positive and confident one in our 01 family!
Becoming an idol has been my dream since I was little and I wake up every morning thinking "I'm an idol again today!" and I feel happy every day!
Thank you in advance!
Wow!
She looks like she's auditioning for a child's role.
A genius child's role will appear.
The last one is Saya Yabuse, who performed kickboxing in a short video before.
Yes, I'm Saya Yabuse. I'm 170 centimeters tall and from east Osaka.
I don't know if I should say this or not, but I'm a high school O.B.
You'd better not say it. You'd better not say it.
The other day, I was watching your YouTube and I went to visit your grave.
My grandmother's grave is in the same place.
Oh, is that so?
I hope you'll continue to take care of my grandmother and Saya Yabuse.
That's all for today.
Appearance that your stomach is the same.
Yes, it's the same.
How was it?
It's good.
It's good?
I could feel that you were happy and you wanted to take care of your grandmother.
But after listening to all of them, the only thing I can think of is "my enemy's grandmother".
I write "my enemy's grandmother" and read "my enemy's grandmother" but
you don't say "what cup" or anything like that, do you?
I say "business c.5 cup" but
business c.5 cup
There is a survey that says "business c.5 cup" and "business d.5 cup" are just right for you.
I heard it from people who support you.
So, if you say "business c.5 cup" and "business d.5 cup" are just right for you, don't you think?
You analyzed it more than you thought and said it.
That's right.
I thought you said it more appropriately.
You didn't have any eroticism at all.
That's right.
You said "it's not erotic now" so I thought you should say it more.
Eroticism?
Yes.
Do you have any eroticism?
Please tell me.
What?
What is she talking about?
It seems like she forgot to say one thing to Morishima who was quite nervous just now.
The senior whom you admire is Hayashi Umemoto.
I didn't say it.
Hayashi Umemoto is the senior who pushed me to collapse for the first time since I joined Zero One.
Oh my!
Other seniors didn't do it for you.
That's right.
Is that so?
By praising one person, you hurt many people.
I admire you.
I admire you too.
Even your personal life?
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
By stopping you, you become a float.
You hurt the last person you didn't hurt.
Himeno.
Yes.
Himeno.
How old are you, Himeno?
I'm 19 years old.
Oh, you're 19 years old.
Yes.
Are you the most positive among Zero One members?
Yes, I am.
I'm optimistic and I have a lot of flowers in my head so I'm positive.
In Reiwa era, you still had flowers in your head.
Yes, in Reiwa era.
And Ewabuse.
What do you want to do after joining Zero One Familia?
I like soccer so I want to play futsal with everyone.
Can you make my dream come true as soon as possible?
I like this kind of answer.
He's into it.
I like it. I want to play futsal with everyone.
I don't think it's spinning.
That's good.
Please do it in a relaxed way.
Now that we know a little about the four new characters, what's next?
I want to be praised by Morita-san!
This is a simple project.
From now on, the four of you will show off your skills of "I'm confident about this!" in turn.
Morita-san, please see if you want to praise or show off.
No, just praising is enough.
Praise or show off?
If you show off, it will come out naturally anyway.
First of all, Amau, who was pointed out earlier for not having enough eroticism.
My specialty is to return a situation that has been thrown back in nine syllables.
What do you mean? A situation that has been thrown back?
Yes, Morita-san can say anything about the theme of the situation.
I'll return it in nine syllables.
For example, "I confess my love for my senior whom I liked during my graduation period."
If you say such a theme, I'll act alone.
Act alone?
Are you going to make me act alone?
Are you serious?
That's amazing.
Are you going to do something like Murotsuyoshi?
That's amazing.
Let's say you have a recording.
And you like the MC all the time.
At the end of the recording, you confess your love.
Can you do it?
Yes, I understand.
Then, I'll confess my love to the MC of the recording after the show.
Until the situation, 3, 2, 1.
She'll do it all by herself.
Morita-san, thank you for coming to the show today.
Thank you.
At the beginning of the show, I said I wanted you to teach me a lot of things.
From now on...
What do you think?
I can only say "muratto" instead of "kyun".
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
You can do that.
Can you do it in a special situation?
I'll do my best.
What can you do?
What can I do?
At the construction site...
To the director of the site...
When you feel danger from above and you fall down...
You ask for help.
When you like the person, you ask for help.
Can you say "kyun" to the guest?
Yes, I can.
It's a little difficult...
Morita-san, can you come forward?
It's been a while.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
If it's like this, you shouldn't have come.
- Please, help me out. - There's social as well, right?
Well, I'll say "dangerous" and do it.
I'll do the "help me out" part.
Yes.
Live-action play.
It's an old line from when the director saved his life at the construction site.
It's heavy.
- So, let's do it like this. - Let's do it.
Yeah.
Shall we do it like that?
Dangerous!
Are you okay?
Director!
Did you save my life?
I was working and it was hot and I was about to change my clothes.
Would you like to go to the meeting room with me?
What are you doing at the site?
Everyone is working!
What is that?
Well, but that's what you say, it's impromptu.
It's amazing!
You are good!
Thank you!
It's more dangerous than "mura" (village)
But eroticism is something you can't deny, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I thought it was good because it was very appealing, but if it were me, I would do it better.
Well, I won't let you do it.
Stop it!
Next up is Anni Morishima's "One Whole Country"!
You can impersonate the voice of "purikura" machines.
I can't judge that.
It's up to you to decide.
I would like you to take a picture of "purikura" machines.
I would appreciate it if you could pose for me.
I don't know.
Anni Morishima's "One Whole Country"!
You can impersonate the voice of "purikura" machines.
Start!
Face under your chin!
3, 2, 1!
Let's do it one more time!
Cutely!
3, 2, 1!
You look like you're having fun!
You're good!
I'm not good!
You're good!
It's real, it's real.
It's real.
Then I'm the only one losing.
Obviously.
Next up is one of Yabuse Saya's specialties, which she showed in her kickboxing video before.
My specialty is a high kick of 2 meters.
2 meters?!
Yes, 2 meters.
I kick with my feet on the ground.
Really?!
Yes.
Can you show us?
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
An incident occurs with a high kick of 2 meters!
What's wrong?
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A country of Yabuki Saya, whom was trained in kick boxing.
Two meters high kick!
It looks like we're in 4th place.
Really? That much?
This is about 2 meters.
Can you do it?
Watch your back.
I'll do it.
What's up?
I just saw you swaying.
You did it.
You were not entertaining at all.
It's the same.
I can see your wings.
I thought you were a swimmer.
I was surprised.
You were doing it.
Watch it again.
It's your specialty.
You can do a high kick of 2 meters.
Can you show me again?
I'll do it.
You can't lie.
You can't lie about your specialty.
You didn't hit it.
I didn't hit it.
You should lower it a little more.
I want to see you hit it.
Why didn't you hit it?
The next one is the most positive one.
It's your specialty.
Hinano, what can you do for me?
I'm positive.
I can turn questions into positive changes.
I can consult with you.
Positive changes?
Yes.
Do you consult with me?
I can consult you and answer your questions.
I see.
You slipped a lot during the shooting.
You look depressed. What can you do for me?
Only you can make me slip.
No, I can't.
I can make others happy.
That's a good thing.
But it's all cut now.
Yes, it's something only you can do.
I feel like I'm losing my self-esteem.
Oh, really?
The sales of your company...
You're the president of an individual agency.
The sales of your company don't grow much, do they?
But if it doesn't grow now, it will only grow in the future.
If you're here now, you'll definitely go up.
The more you work hard, the higher you will go up.
But now you have a busy schedule and you're working hard.
So I don't know how you can earn more than this.
If you work hard, you'll be fine.
What's with that all of a sudden?
If you work hard, you'll be fine.
Well, it means you'll answer something.
Hayashi-san, do you have anything?
I have insomnia and I sleep at 6 or 7 in the morning.
You sleep at 6 or 7 in the morning.
Insomnia is your problem.
You sleep until night.
I can't sleep until 6 or 7 even when I don't go out to drink.
But even with insomnia,
because you don't sleep,
that time is important for you.
Some people think it's a waste of time to sleep.
On the contrary, by living that time,
you can enjoy life longer than others.
But you only play games when you can't sleep. What do you want to do?
I want to be good at games.
I want to be strong.
But it's a good skill.
The Japanese economy is really not good.
The whole of Japan.
What do you think about it?
Maybe it will be taken over.
Even if the economy is not good,
if everyone is happy, good things will happen.
You shouldn't be depressed about it.
You can't become happy just by smiling.
That's what you think, right?
But if you have someone smiling by your side, you can definitely become happy.
I'm here for you.
You're not alone.
You can't break your image.
You're amazing.
I'm not alone.
Hime's Hina's skill of turning everything into positive changes.
It seems like she's been able to change something negative into something positive lately.
Now, we'll have an episode talk.
The title is "My Favorite Pizza Buns".
I love pizza buns.
I love pizza buns so much that I eat three of them a day.
In order to eat pizza buns,
I would steam the buns for 15 minutes in a convenience store.
I love pizza buns so much.
On my way back from a live show,
I thought I'd eat pizza buns for a day.
I bought pizza buns with a sad feeling and went home.
I thought I'd eat pizza buns for a day.
When I opened it, it was white and it was meat buns.
At the time, I was desperate and wondered why it was meat buns.
But the meat buns were very delicious.
On my way back from a live show,
I don't know if you know how delicious it is,
but it was very delicious because it contained very loose meat and bamboo shoots.
That's how I found out how delicious meat buns are and how good meat buns are.
That's how you found out how good meat buns are?
Ochi, what are you talking about?
Morita-san, you don't know if you know how good meat buns are, do you?
I know! I know how good meat buns are!
She's a good girl.
She's funny.
I feel like she can do anything.
That's why I love pizza buns.
I don't think you'll win that title!
But if you talk about it, everyone will smile.
That's true.
It's good, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
I think we've seen some new characters today.
Morita-san, please choose the one you think is the best.
That's right. I've decided on a simple one.
It's Himeno-san!
Thank you very much.
What does it mean?
I can't help but talk about her all the time.
I can't help but fall in love with her all the time.
I've never felt like that before.
She's a new character.
That's right.
I want to talk to her all the time.
I want to ask her various questions.
Will you let me do that?
That's right.
So, Himeno Hinano-chan has been selected for the next recording.
It's really fun!
That's right!
But it's still too early for that.
Well, it doesn't matter.
She'll come to the next recording.
I'm glad you've decided on the next recording.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy about it.
But there's a possibility you'll be eliminated.
That's right.
But still...
That's right!
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I'm glad the next recording has been decided.
I'm happy!
But there is a possibility that it will be removed!
What do you think?
Yes, but at that time, other good girls other than me were discovered.
I'm happy!
That's good!
Can you really smile?
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